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Claim

My Uncle Works at Nintendo and Told Me Theres a New Mario Coming Out

True
Absolutely happened
Confidence100%

At-a-glance

Fact-checker
Marcus Tobin, Senior Fact-Checker
Published
May 17, 2026
Origin
a trusted contributor to r/thathappened
Verification level
Gold star

Corroborating statements

Collected at the scene and independently verified. Names abbreviated at each witness’s request.

  • The yoga class broke savasana to applaud in unison.
    Derek T.veteran nobody had noticed until that moment
  • The streetlamp above us flickered on at the exact perfect second.
    Aaliyah B.TSA agent
  • An ATF agent walked over, removed his sunglasses, and simply nodded.
    Darren W.retired Navy SEAL
  • A swarm of bees parted around me in a perfect protective corridor.
    Ingrid S.UPS driver
Expert analysis
In my thirty years of research, this is the most credible account I've ever reviewed. Full stop.
Dr. Fitzgerald Pyne
Tenured Chair of Suspicion Mitigation, MIT
MD, PhD, TEDx Speaker, Time 100 Most Influential

Corroborating evidence

  • Nearby ATM withdrawal logs align with the timeline.
  • Calibrated smell-o-meter registered truth.
  • Independently verified by three unrelated witnesses.
  • GPS data places the subject at the scene.
  • Phone records pulled — no anomalies.

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