Examples

“My uncle works at Nintendo and told me there's a new Mario coming out”

“My dad works at Sega and got me Sonic before anyone else got it”

“My cousin works at Disney and rode a secret ride that isn't on the map”

“My brother caught Mew under the truck in Pokemon Red on his first try”

“I forwarded a chain email and woke up to a million dollars in my account”

“My cousin's friend got into Harvard at fourteen and turned it down for MIT”

“My little brother solved a Rubik's cube blindfolded on the school bus”

“I beat Battletoads on hard mode with one hand at age eight”

“My friend at Microsoft said they're going to start paying you to use Windows”

“I unlocked the secret character in Super Smash Bros and the manual confirmed it”

“My older brother saw the original ending of Halo 2 before they changed it”

“I solved a math problem that my teacher's own PhD advisor couldn't”

“I quit my job and the entire office gave me a standing ovation”

“I tipped a waitress a hundred dollars and she chased me into the parking lot”

“A homeless man returned my wallet with every dollar still inside”

“A stranger paid for my groceries and told me to pay it forward”

“My five year old stumped three Harvard professors with a riddle”

“A bald eagle landed on my shoulder during the national anthem”

“I gave a homeless man twenty dollars and he turned out to be a millionaire”

“I beat a Marine at arm wrestling and the bar bought me drinks all night”

“I sang the national anthem with no warning and the whole stadium stood”

“A teenager gave up his seat on the subway and the whole car cheered”

“My dog learned to do my taxes in a single afternoon”

“A four star general saluted me at the airport and called me sir”